Hoppo Bumpo (n): A children's game. Played by folding one's arms and hopping on one leg. Aim is to bump opponents, so that they lose their balance. Last person standing wins.


May 31, 2009

Eye spy ... a morning ritual



I am playing along with Cindy's Eye Spy meme each Sunday. This week the delightful Angie of Three Red Buttons, asked us to reveal our morning ritual.

I'm afraid mine is all about the laundry. It comprises:
[1] opening curtains
[2] looking out window
[3] assessing meteorological conditions
[4] double-checking assessment with online weather forecast
[4] selecting appropriate strategy (see below)

Weather contingencies

Fine - wash clothes and hang out on line; send children outside to play; have a cup of tea

Showers - wash clothes and hang on children; send on laps around the house ... run, boys, run; have a strong coffee

Rain - abandon the clothes; hang up children; crack open the cooking sherry

Thankfully the pea-souper fog from earlier this morning (pictured above) has dissipated to reveal beautiful blue skies and sunshine!


Thank you to Cindy for hosting Eye Spy and to Angie for the fun theme. To discover more blogs, head over here.

May 30, 2009

The colours of dusk



Even when stuck in traffic ...



... there is still something pretty to look at.

May 29, 2009

I'll sew you mine, if you sew me yours

I've been remiss. There is someone dear to me who I have never introduced to you. I speak of her occasionally, but never by name.

So here she is.



Meet my machine: Janome Decor 3018.

We first met - by chance - four years ago. After a brief flirtation in a shop, I bought her home and did some unspeakable things to her. Then put her in a cupboard. We renewed our acquaintance periodically, but always in the company of others. People who understood her better. Then last year I learnt to sew and we've been inseparable since.

She has served me well through all manner of projects. What her manual has lacked in explanation, her computerised stitches have made up for in simplicity. We're steadfast friends.


Do you sew? What's the story of your machine? Would you like to show it off ?

May 28, 2009

My creative space



I am joining in with Thursday's My Creative Space at Kootoyoo.

From left:
  • Tape measure

  • Pin cushion

  • New jeans

These jeans belong to Mr Hoppo Bumpo and are brand spanking new. His pride and joy. The thing is, they are a bit long and in need of alteration. Its hard to look proud or joyful when your cuffs are trailing though puddles.

Now in the recent past, all request for jean alterations have been met with polite, but firm refusal. Like, you know ... I don't do denim (especially if one slip of the fabric shears on those precious daks, could result in divorce).

But this week I had a change of heart.

With my new-found interest in exploring hemming techniques, I started reading about the Euro hem. Sometimes known as the "tricky hem", this jean shortening technique can be completed without the peril of cutting implements. With a little folding here and there and a bit of secure stitching, the original decorative hemline is also preserved. Its genius. And all the cool kids are doing it.

So wish me luck. If it goes to plan, I'll show you the results in a future hem-along post. If, on the other hand, it all goes to custard the name of a good divorce lawyer would be much appreciated.

Thank you very much Kirsty for hosting My Creative Space. Its great fun seeing what everyone is doing. To see who else is showing their creative space (or to join in), head over here.

May 26, 2009

Lonely



Poor teddy.
He ain't got no body.

May 25, 2009

Contemporary artwork



Fall
c. 2009
Poster paint & foliage on a bit of paper

Private collection

This piece is typical of the short-lived Deciduous Art Movement. (The artist and his mother had a good time sticking the leaves on).

May 24, 2009

Eye spy ... my karaoke song



I am playing along with Cindy's Eye Spy meme each Sunday. This week Erin, author of the delightful Tis Rhubarb, asked that we reveal our favourite karaoke song.

Well, as you can see I've borrowed Bargy's microphone (the one that changes your voice, so you can sound just like a dalek) and I'm poised to start. But before I begin singing, I do need to say this:

  • Just because you can carry a tune, doesn't mean you can sing nicely.
  • I can carry a tune.
  • This how I got through the audition for the school musical.
  • The last time I sang in public was in 1982 during said school musical.
  • It wasn't nice.
  • Some members of the audience are probably still recovering

So consider yourself warned as I break into song ... ahem ...

Start spreading the news, I'm leaving today
I want to be a part of it - New York, New York
These vagabond shoes, are longing to stray
Right through the very heart of it - New York, New York


Sorry about the change in pitch during the song. It appears that I changed to the Robot setting on the microphone mid-verse. Hopefully you were distracted by the high kicks in my accompanying dance routine. Mr Hoppo Bumpo says my physiotherapist would be appalled.

Thank you to Cindy for hosting Eye Spy and to Erin for the fun theme. To discover more blogs, head over here.

May 22, 2009

Autumn sunset

May 21, 2009

My creative space



I am joining in with Thursday's My Creative Space at Kootoyoo.

From left:
  • Exciting printing gadget

  • Box of print lamps

  • Fine grade mesh

  • Instruction manual

This week the postie arrived with a large parcel. Inside was a carefully wrapped Print Gocco, accompanied by a lovely note.

A very close friend to delightful duo Parsley and Beet, had thought I might like a go. Now I know that Parsley and Beet's friend specialises in loans, but this particular one seems especially thoughtful. I am touched by such generosity ... and very excited.

So tonight I have laid out all the Gocco bits and pieces and begun studying the manual. I really can't wait to try some printing this weekend.

Thank you very much Kirsty for hosting My Creative Space. Its great fun seeing what everyone is doing. To see who else is showing their creative space (or to join in), head over here.

May 20, 2009

Its in the bag



As local television programming continues to romanticise the culinary process, we are keeping it real here in the Hoppo Bumpo family.

To illustrate, this photo was taken in my mum's kitchen. Its a casserole ... in a plastic bag.

Mum assured me that it was for preparation and not cooking. And despite looks, that the bag really is not a bin liner.

Clearly standing-back-and-throwing meals together is something I cannot help. Its genetic.

May 19, 2009

Why preschoolers are the toughest art critics



Argy and Bargy are adamant: its definitely a kangaroo.
Plans for the one-woman exhibition of watercolour squirrels are now on hold.

A fitting solution



Of all the domestic duties staring me in the face each morning, its the pile of washing that has the filthiest glare.

The washing and I have a very uneasy relationship. The more we see of each other, the better it behaves ... but the worse my demeanour. Conversely, when I decide we need a little space between us, it turns into an attention-seeking monster. While its possible to firmly close the laundry door and ignore it, the lack of fresh clothes and linen is a little harder to hide.

There only just so many times can you proffer: sponge it off; one more wear won't kill you; turn it round; turn it inside out.

Some people dream of wealth or fame or marrying a chef. For me, its the dream of an unending supply of pressed business shirts, clean preschooler jeans and fresh bedsheets. Ah, the luxury of not needing to face the washing machine every day. That, friends, would make me a very happy woman indeed.

So I'm dreaming big; starting small. Liberation is in my sights.



The rest of the family think this is some special bed linen sewn for Bargy. Don't tell them, but its really the first step in my break for freedom ...


Fitted-bedsheet in "Look and Learn Storybook" by American Jane for Moda

May 18, 2009

Food Allergy Awareness week



This week (17 - 23 May 2009) is Food Allergy Awareness Week.

Its a topic close to my heart.

I carry life-saving adrenalin for every family outing: just in case. I am on a constant look-out. Examining labels. Asking questions. Watching at parties; in parks and play-centres; and other people's homes. Trying to think ahead. Because one man's feast might be another small one's undoing. Even just a wee trace.

Most people are exceptionally kind and helpful, understanding the importance of keeping safe. Just occasionally someone rolls their eyes.

A food allergy is an immune system response to a food protein that the body mistakenly believes is harmful. When the individual eats food containing that protein, the immune system releases massive amounts of chemicals, triggering symptoms that can affect a person's breathing, gastrointestinal tract, skin and/or heart.
[Reference: Anaphylaxsis Australia]

Food allergies are on the increase. Around 2% of the Australian population and 1 in 20 children are affected. The main culprits are: peanuts, tree nuts, milk, wheat, sesame, soy, fish, crustacea and eggs. Food Allergy Awareness Week is a chance for the wider community to learn a little more about anaphylaxsis (an extreme reaction), as well as ways we can reduce the risks to people who live with food allergies.

Check out the Allergy Facts website if you like to learn more.

May 17, 2009

Eye spy ... something green

As you may have seen in previous weeks, each Sunday I play along with Cindy's "Eye Spy" meme. There is a different, fun theme each week. This week Trashalou, of the ever-entertaining Trashcan, asked us to spy something ... "green".

Green?

Listen up Trashalou: I'll have you know that we try and keep green a secret in this house. A deep, dark secret. Its my life's work, lady.

So you'll have to lean in a little closer, because I'm going to have to whisper my something green.



Now you see it.



Now you don't.



And there's never to be another word spoken of this again. Ever.

Thank you to Cindy for hosting Eye Spy and especially to Trashalou for the fun theme. To discover more green, head over here.

Winner of the Name Pillow Pattern giveaway



Thank you very much to everyone who entered the YCMT Personalised Name Pillow Pattern giveaway. With the help of my lovely assistant random.org, two winners have been selected. Congratulations to Lisa and adri_pc. Your pattern is on its way!



Thank you also to YouCanMakeThis.com who generously provided two copies of their lovely pattern. If you would like to buy your own copy of the pattern, head over to YCMT. There are loads of other sewing, crochet, cooking, scrapbooking and other craft patterns/instructions to choose from too.

May 16, 2009

Hem along week 3 - hemming stretch fabric

Previously on hem-along:
Introduction
Week 1 - double fold hem (wovens)
Week 2 - single fold hem (wovens)

This week I looked at how to create hems on stretch fabrics. Stretch fabrics behave a little differently to wovens, so I had fun trying out some new techniques.

The right notions



Before starting my experiments I put a new ballpoint needle on my sewing machine. Stretch fabrics are constructed differently to wovens and universal sewing machine needles tend to puncture the fibres. This can result in holes and runs in the fabric. A ballpoint needle is much better for stretch fabric, especially knits. It has a rounded tip that pushes the fibres apart without cutting them.

Next I threaded my machine with a polyester thread. Cotton is generally considered bad news for stretch fabrics – as the fabric stretches, it is liable to break. Stick with polyester.

Some people also swear by using woolly nylon in the machine bobbin. Woolly nylon is a type of thread generally used for overlocking (serging). Its a whispy, shiny thread which will stretch a bit.

I purchased some for this experiment (I found it located with the big overlocking thread spools at the haberdashery).



Most of my reading recommended winding the bobbin by hand to avoid overstretching the thread.




The raw edge

Stretch fabrics tend not to fray like wovens. If you do need to finish the raw edge the same methods I looked at in week 2 - zigzag, overlocked and hand overcast - would be suitable. This week I used a 3-thread overlock stitch on all my hem edges (below).



Choosing the right finish for the hem

Stretch fabrics typically have somewhere between 20 and 75% stretch (with Spandex even higher), so one of the main considerations is to choose a finish that allows the hem the right amount of "give". This means considering how stretchy the fabric is, as well as where the hem is placed.

A skirt hem on a low stretch fabric, for example, won’t need as much “give” as say, the neckline on a very stretchy fabric. A different technique can be used with each. I’ve looked at 4 possibilities below.

In the illustrations below I used a bit of very cheap remnant that I picked up in a discount store. This poly-blend, one-way stretch fabric was probably the nastiest I have ever used. It was horrible to sew on, had poor recovery after being stretched and actually frayed. Urggh!

Straight stitch

The first possibility is to take up the hem with a single line of straight stitching. It’s an option that is not suited to all hems. Straight stitching has little “give” so its best used where the fabric has lower stretch and the hemline doesn’t need to stretch too much.

In my example below I overedged the raw edge, then turned and lightly pressed the hem and secured it with a line of straight stitch

Then the stretch test. Oh dear - immediate breakage!



The greater the stretch, the more thread – and therefore stitches - you need. Too few and your stitching will snap like mine did. You can increase the number of stitches by reducing the stitch size.

The hem performed a little better after I reduced the stitch size considerably (see below). And even better with the addition of woolly nylon thread in the bobbin. It still wasn't very stretchy, but there weren't any more breakages.



Zig-zag

Most modern sewing machines have stitches that are specifically designed for stretch fabrics (for example, “lightening” stitch). You can however simply use a plain old zigzag stitch, which I tried below.



Again, I over-edged the raw edge, turned and pressed the hem and then stitched. The zigzag has built-in "give" in it. At the extreme when stretched to its fullest extent the stitch would start to look straight.



The zig-zag stitching survived the stretch test well. Woolly nylon performed slightly better in the bobbin than regular thread, but both stretched well.

Coverstitch

Are you wearing a t-shirt? Take a look at the hem. Chances are that it has been finished with a coverstitch. It comprises two or three lines of parallel topstitching on the outside ....



... and an overlock stitch over the raw edge on the inside.



This stitch is used widely in the commercial world. To use it in home sewing you need a special machine – either a coverstitch machine or an overlocker (serger) with a coverstitch option. Many of the higher-end (read: expensive!) overlockers also provide this special stitching.

Sadly my overlocker cannot coverstitch. However, there is something you can do with a regular sewing machine to create a “faux” coverstitch. Read on!

Twin needle

A twin needle can be used to create a double row of top stitching on your hem. As the name would suggest, this clever gadget has two needles sitting side-by-side on the one shank.



You simply pop it on your sewing machine, add a second spool of thread and thread both needles. Et voila: you’re ready to sew two perfectly spaced lines of straight stitch. (You may need to consult your sewing machine manual about adding the second spool).



Like all things faux, once you look a little deeper, you will see that the stitching isn’t really quite like a coverstitch at all. Instead of overlocking on the underside, there is zigzag stitch running between the topstitching. This zigzag is, however, beneficial as it allows a bit of stretch in the hem.



Note: It is possible for the two threads to get tangled and break during sewing. It can get UGLY! To minimise the chance of this happening, pass the thread down separate sides of the little tension disc near the top of the machine, when you are threading. Try also to sit the reels on the spool pin so one winds clockwise and the other, anti-clockwise.

Averting disasters

Tip #1 – if possible, try sewing on a scrap of fabric first, to see how your stretch fabric will behave

Tip #2 – if you are using a very fine stretch fabric and the twin needle starts to create an ugly ridge effect, the fabric is slipping. Try adding some fusible hemming tape inside the hem before stitching.

Tip #3 – if your stitching looks puckered, try putting a piece of tissue paper above and below the fabric while you stitch. This will help the fabric glide under the presser foot and avoid it being dragged down into the needle plate. Tear the paper away when you have finished.

Conclusion

After this experiment, I wouldn't bother too much with straight stitch - it really isn't forgiving enough. Both the zig-zag and twin needle stitching worked well. I really like using the twin needle – I think it creates the nicest of all the sewing machine finishes. Of course, I could always keep the coverstitch machine on the wish list ...

Next time: Next time on hem-along, I will be looking at how to blind hem by both hand and machine.

May 15, 2009

Experimental


Oooh, er. What is it?


Different. Unusual.


I wonder?


Let's see ...


What's the verdict? Granny square or not?
I'm thinking not.
Granny knot.

May 14, 2009

Giveaway - personalised name pillow pattern

Time for a giveaway!

The generous ladies over at YouCanMakeThis.com have sent me two copies of their popular Name Pillow sewing pattern to give away to two lucky people. Here's your chance to make a beautiful appliqué and patchwork pillow for the special small one (or ones) in your life.



The pattern is written in a thoughtful way and would suit even a novice sewer. There are detailed steps and accompanying photographs throughout, as well as alphabet templates for creating the personalised name. Like all the patterns at YouCanMakeThis.com, it comes in a handy PDF format.

To enter: simply leave a comment explaining why you'd like to win a copy of the pattern. Two winners will be drawn at random at 9.00am on Sunday 17 May (Melbourne EST time, GMT +11). You don't need to have a blog to enter. Just leave a traceable link so I can contact you if you do win. The patterns will be e-mailed.

Good luck!

My creative space



I am joining in with Thursday's My Creative Space at Kootoyoo.

From left:
  • Laptop - situated on the kitchen bench

  • Sustenance

Does peering at a little screen and doing a bit of tap-tap-tapping count as creativity?

The best I can report this week is that I'm sprucing up the blog a bit. Nothing spectacular: just a bit of reorganisation and few blog template hacks.

I like the word hack; it sounds kind of dangerous. A little (blog customisation) knowledge is, of course, a dangerous thing. If Hoppo Bumpo disppears without trace in the coming days, you'll know that something has gone a bit wrong.

Regular craft to resume soon.

Thank you very much Kirsty for hosting My Creative Space. Its great fun seeing what everyone is doing. To see who else is showing their creative space (or to join in), head over here.

May 12, 2009

Stand-back-and-throw: a complete fruitcake



Do you like fruitcake?

I have a theory that feelings for it are mostly at either end of a scale: you love it or consider it poisonous. The take-it-or-leave-it fence sitters are a bit thin on the ground (perhaps because they won't get off the fence). Certainly, a little chat with Mr Google confirms that there crowds out there who consider fruitcake to be best used as a door stop. Or worse - as a term of derision (sample usage: watch out for that Hoppo Bumpo, she's a complete fruitcake).

Me? Well, I quite like it (middle grounder) and don't mind baking the occasional cake. Christmas just isn't festive without a fancy brandy-soaked-fruit version. But recently I have begun baking it in the off-season. An interesting version that has no added sugar or fat. Its also incredibly easy to prepare (ticking all the stand-back-and-throw boxes) ... and has the universal approval of Argy and Bargy. Unfortunately, I cannot claim the credit for this one.

Mango diabetic fruitcake: link (you will need to scroll down the page)

(The recipe - from the late Doris Wandel - was originally published in Liz Harfull's The Blue Ribbon Cookbook, a collection of competition winning recipes from rural shows and cooking competitions throughout South Australia.)

The cake has a lovely moist texture and just the right level of sweetness. The tinned mango is certainly a delicious addition. I can't use eggs at home, so I have been replacing the two that the recipe calls for with a replacer (Orgran's No Egg), which works just fine. Also, I haven't been able to find the size tin of mango recommended in the recipe. I've found something roughly twice the size so I've been decanting about half the juice and weighing out about half the fruit and use that. Then scoffing the remainder while the cake is baking. Naturally.

Traditionally fruitcakes have a long shelf life (they were taken on the road by travellers, as early as the Middle Ages), but if I am not using this cake within 3 or 4 days, I have been freezing slices. It could well last longer, but I like to be cautious as there's no extra sugar to act as a preservative.

Anyway, I can recommend giving it a try. If things don't work out, you always use it as a doorstop.

May 11, 2009

Eye spy ... a good read

I am playing along with Cindy's Eye Spy meme each Sunday. This week Monique, author of the lovely blog A Glass Half Full is looking for book recommendations. She asked that we tell her what we are reading just now.

I have to admit these days I feel a little anxious when asked what I am reading. Earlier in life I could have answered in a flash. Take 13 for example. That was the year decided to forgo lunchtime talk of Duran Duran, perms and leg warmers for a quiet read of Dicken's Pickwick Papers. Nerdy introvert? You bet. But I loved reading. It carried through to university where I did a literature major.

But now? Insert sound of crickets chirping. Show tumbleweed drifting past.

I'm afraid the closest I get to fiction is something that comes out of a preschooler's mouth. And cover-to-cover is more likely to relate to changing bed linen than reading a bestseller. I can tell you now, that signing up to booklovers' website GoodReads was probaby a mistake. Talk about harbouring an inferiority complex. As other people add vast quantities of read books to their online list, I simply rearrange a minuscule collection of books (including ones being read by my children) on my virtual bookshelves.

I still adore books and in reality have an extensive, ever expanding collection. These days its mostly non-fiction and hobby-related. Which brings me to my recommendation for this theme (and I apologise if sewing isn't your thing):

Fit For Real People
Sew great clothes using any pattern

By Pati Palmer and Marta Alto
Published in 2006 by Palmer/Pletch
256 pages

I'm pretty sure I have mentioned this title before (I purchased it not long after I started sewing and its a firm favourite), but it happens to be the book that I am referring to most frequently. Its a wonderful reference for making all manner of alterations for women's clothes. The explanations. directions and diagrams are very clear and realistic body shapes are used throughout. (It has helped me understand why some off-the-rack clothes just don't look right on me.) Palmer and Alto have also written two excellent texts specific to fitting jackets and trousers.

Thank you to Cindy for hosting Eye Spy and to Monique for the fun theme. To discover more good reads, head over here.

May 09, 2009

Sketchy



For some long time I have had a lovely tin of Derwent watercolour pencils languishing at the back of the cupboard. The pencil points were sharp and pristine. This afternoon I finally I gave them an outing, as I sat and chatted with some clever blogging crafters who were pursuing various projects.

For the most part my craft seemed to be confined to sampling cake. However, there was a bit pencil scribbling and washing, and creating of funny coloured blobs (all with my tongue sticking out of the side of my mouth). Nothing discernible really. I really haven't drawn anything - except for the curtains - for the longest time.



Finally these rather sketchy guys appeared this evening. I somehow think the birds spell trouble - they look like a bunch of rabble.

May 08, 2009

The drawers that time forgot



Warning: Gratuitous underwear references follow. Mum, if you're reading, avoid embarrassment. Look away now.

How old is your wardrobe? Is it filled with new seasons fashions? Firm favourites? Vintage pieces?

Various events (four house-moves in a decade; living overseas; taking leave of absence from work) have significantly trimmed my wardrobe. Despite hoarding tendencies, I've managed to be relatively ruthless in clothing clean-outs. Each move has seen another bag of clothes conveyed to the op shop. When I started my maternity leave, I gave all my corporate suits to my sister. After the recent bushfires I picked out remaining new-with-tags pieces to give to someone who needed them more. A few older, timeless pieces remain, but on the whole the wardrobe is looking lean.

But then there is the complete aberration of the drawers.

If you think I'm speaking of drawers of the storage type, sorry. No. We're talking smalls ... pants .. undies ... knickers ... bloomers. Drawers of old drawers.

How old is too old?

Can you really take out a pair of old undies and say fondly: look at these; had them since I was a girl; so many good memories; could never part with them? Or how about: these were an investment piece ... they will never date ... they're classics? Or I found them at the op shop; 1950s I'm told; such a bargain; oh yes, I'd expect those yellow age stains should come out with a bit of soaking. (Sorry, I think even I shuddered as I typed that last sentence.)

Anyway I have to confess, its only just occurred to me why my all-time favourites are a shadow of their former selves. They are 7 years old. Reality check: vintage clothes, stylish; vintage undies, dusters.

Its time for sweeping changes in my drawers (the storage variety that is).

May 07, 2009

My creative space



I am joining in with Thursday's My Creative Space at Kootoyoo.

From left:
  • Yarn - wool, acrylic and alpaca blend

  • Assistance - casting-on is a cinch with the right instruction

  • Knitting - a little scarf in garter stitch for Bargy

Ignoring a plethora of half finished projects, I have caved in to curiosity. Can I knit? My previous (childhood) foray into knitting could best be described as being a rectangle ... as in, a wreck and a tangle. This time around things seem to be going slightly better.

Tell me though, is it usual to need to prise your needle under each stitch? Or to be unsure if you have 26 or 78 stitches at the end of a row?

Thank you very much Kirsty for hosting My Creative Space. Its great fun seeing what everyone is doing. To see who else is showing their creative space (or to join in), head over here.

May 05, 2009

A sign of things to come?



What do you think: will 2 year old Bargy's hobby be scrapbooking or tagging trains? Apparently, vandals come in all shapes and sizes.

May 04, 2009

While stocks last



NEW from the House of Hoppo Bumpo (the innovators who bought you the best selling envelope hat) a must-have, eco-friendly garden product: the Moss Buster.

Harnessing nothing but natural energy* rid your paved courtyard ...



... of unsightly moss in less than 2.5 hours using the NEW Moss Buster. Results guaranteed.



*Moss Buster and Small Boy sold separately. Any resemblance between Moss Buster and a Matchbox Bulldozer less than coincidental.