Hoppo Bumpo (n): A children's game. Played by folding one's arms and hopping on one leg. Aim is to bump opponents, so that they lose their balance. Last person standing wins.

May 04, 2009

While stocks last

NEW from the House of Hoppo Bumpo (the innovators who bought you the best selling envelope hat) a must-have, eco-friendly garden product: the Moss Buster.

Harnessing nothing but natural energy* rid your paved courtyard ...

... of unsightly moss in less than 2.5 hours using the NEW Moss Buster. Results guaranteed.

*Moss Buster and Small Boy sold separately. Any resemblance between Moss Buster and a Matchbox Bulldozer less than coincidental.


  1. How much back stock of these babies have you got or is it more of a lease type of deal

  2. You kill me Liesl!

  3. You crack me up!
    Is the small boy available to pick weeds out from pebble gardens by any chance... and will he work for chocolate?

  4. Does it work on kooch grass by chance? I think I have around 4 days of work available.

  5. lol :D you could make millions!

  6. Do you reckon he's be up for a toothbrush and some grout mould too? What a handy addition to every home!

  7. Brilliant! And ecologically sound too!

  8. I love moss! It's so pretty, you can send it to me in Adelaide if you don't want it...I'll put it in some terrariums!! hehe

    P.s, I tagged you! x


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