Hoppo Bumpo (n): A children's game. Played by folding one's arms and hopping on one leg. Aim is to bump opponents, so that they lose their balance. Last person standing wins.


December 27, 2008

See you again in 2009



As the year draws to a close, I'm taking a short break.

To everyone who has dropped by to read Hoppo Bumpo over the last 6 months, please accept my heartfelt thank you!

Up until February of this year, I didn't know how to sew. And what I knew about blogs could have been recorded on the back of a postage stamp. Frankly, I hadn't written anything more exotic than a shopping list or birthday card message, for years. So its been a really fun year.

Now that I have started crafting and writing, I couldn't imagine turning back for quids. Likewise, I have really enjoyed seeing what a whole community of very talented, crafty people are doing. Its been very inspiring to read everyone's blogs and I have had the opportunity to meet the loveliest people, both online and in person.

Thank you to you all.

Wishing you a new year full of health and happiness!
I hope you might drop by again in 2009.

Eye spy ... the festive aftermath



I am playing along with Cindy's fun Eye Spy each Sunday. I'm a wee bit early for this weeks Eye Spy .... The Festive Aftermath, but I thought I should take some photos before the big clean-up here at Chez Hoppo Bumpo!

  1. Animal cookies - sad characters ... crumbly circus elephant and giraffe with one leg
  2. Christmas leftovers - no cooking needed for another week!
  3. Christmas tree - this might have to be taken down soon .... Argy and Bargy are still waiting expectantly for more presents!
  4. Santa hat - left behind by a jolly man bearing gifts (I'll return it to you soon, Dad!)
  5. Table decoration - very kitsch battery operated poinsettia from the Avon catalogue
  6. Mince pies - that solitary pie didn't last long after the photo shoot

Thank you to Cindy at Bug and Pop who is hosting Eye Spy and suggested the theme this week. To see who else is playing, head over here.

Just a minute ... in December



Its months since I have joined in with Jenaveve's Just a minute meme, so I thought I ought to make amends before 2008 slips away.

So, this month I have been ...

Reading

KindaWorks. A manual from an organisation called Kindergarten Parents Victoria. I would say that I highly recommend reading it, but I suspect its appeal is limited.

I have volunteered to be the kindergarten treasurer in the coming year. Its not so much out of a deep seated desire to be an office bearer, as much as a sense of I guess if no-one else is volunteering I'd better do my bit. It involves invoicing and receipting fees, banking and other exciting tasks. I'm still new to this whole kindergarten caper, but I take it that no-one wants to be the treasurer. Anywhere. At all. Ever. Its not a great surprise. Who wants to be the one to chase non-payers; hassling other parents?

I hope that the manual suggests ways in which to avoid being the most reviled parent at kindergarten.

Watching

How I Met Your Mother. I don't have a choice. Mr HB has recorded loads of episodes and since taking holidays, has had them on high rotation on the telly. He does that around Christmas every year. Goes a bit funny and has a sitcom-a-thon. Last year we had to watch every known episode of The IT Crowd and Black Books.


Growing

Flowering in the garden at the moment are three varieties of roses, two colours of hydrangea, echinacea, cornflowers, pansies and lavender. The colours are predominantly blues, mauves and pinks, with a little bit of soft apricot thrown in for good measure.

The edible part of the garden includes tomatoes, lettuces, watermelons, potatoes, limes and lemons. Unfortunately the plums are doomed; none of the fruit set. The coriander has gone to seed and the oregano has died. Snails continue to eat the lettuces despite a tasty saucer of beer left to lure them away. I might as well drink the beer (though I draw the line at sipping it directly from the snails' saucer) and forget the salad.

Cooking

Strawberry cookies. I have made several batches of a slightly adapted recipe I found on the back of a packet of dried strawberries. The original is called Dried Strawberry Cream Melting Moments and can be found at the Fruit For Life website. (My adaptations are the use of a food processor and omission of the icing.)

Preheat the oven to 160ÂșC. Place ½ cup icing/confectioners' sugar, ½ cup cornflour and 1 ½ cups plain/all-purpose flour into the bowl of your food processor. Blitz for a couple of seconds. Add 250g cold chopped butter and blitz until the mixture resembles fine bread crumbs. Place into a bowl and stir in 50g thinly sliced dried strawberries (Lion of Sahara brand, if you are in Australia). Press and roll mixture into about 36 small balls and place on a greased tray. Flatten each with the back of a fork and bake for about 20 minutes. Delicious!


Sewing

I have a good list of sewing projects to keep me going. Next month this will include an apron for the combined Sassy/Flirty Apron Swap. This swap is in time for Valentine's Day and is themed Sugar, Spice and Everything Nice.

My special holiday project, however, is to sew children's sun hats. I have made a start, using Nikki's fantastic Kids' Hat Pattern. Although the pattern difficulty is rated "advanced" the instructions are very easy to follow. Admittedly sewing a brim to a crown is not the easiest of tasks, but I have found a seam ripper a great friend!

I have three hats cut out at the moment. The one pictured above, just needs a bit of extra stitching, a bit of a press and then its lining. Of course, I have carefully arranged the hat at just the right angle so you can't see how unfinished it really is (let's say a lack of attachment between crown and brim at the back). Ah, the magic of photography. I wonder if its possible to recreate this angle on a child?

To see who else is playing along with Just a minute ... head over to Jenaveve's blog, August Street.

December 26, 2008

Butterflies



Its midday here at Chez Hoppo Bumpo and the entire family is pyjama-clad, lazying about reflecting on a lovely Christmas day yesterday. I'm not sure if any of us could eat again for a week (though Argy may need to keep his fluids up after consuming more the recommended daily yearly allowance of pretzels). Both boys are having a wonderful time quietly playing with new toys and reading new books.

Amongst all the beautiful gifts I received for Christmas, was a length of fabric (detail pictured above). Its a very fine embroidered wool - a gift from my sister-and-brother-in-law in England. And there's metres of it! Isn't it beautiful?

The swirly chain-stitched pattern wends its way across the fabric, curving every now and again into flowers and out again past butterflies. The wool is a rich, dark brown. The embroidery comprises a matching shade of deep brown, accompanied by a very delicate shell pink and warm chocolate.

I'm going to have fun thinking about what to make!

December 25, 2008

My Christmas



Anticipation.
Balmy northly breeze.
Sunshine.
Warm fare on a warmer day.
Pretty lights at night.
Chirruping crickets and humming cicadas.
Contentment.

Wishing you peace and happiness with your loved ones at this festive time.

December 24, 2008

Gingerbread-Cottage-Along: hooray its finished!



Previously on Gingerbread-Cottage-Along ...
Introducing the cottage-along
Selecting a gingerbread recipe
Selecting a template
Humidity proofing your house
A gingerbread recipe with a twist
Constructing and decorating your house

Finally .... a gingerbread cottage to show you . Made only just in the (St) Nick of time for Christmas.

As this was my first experiment constructing a cottage using an eggless royal icing, I can barely believe that its in one piece and upright. It wasn't easy, but it has been fun!



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A new tradition



I have come to the end of the Big Sewing List. Actually "end" is a bit misleading. Its more a case of what is made is made (and what is not, now had a retail substitute). The last project was to sew some Christmas pillowcases for Argy and Bargy.



The colours are a bit of a visual assault and the fabric is perhaps a little short on the thread count. However, I don't think any of this will matter. I have promised the boys that the night they have the special pillowcases is the night that Father Christmas will be visiting.

Woohoo! Christmas bed linen is in place. Its all systems go. Bring on the portly man in red.

If Argy and Bargy have trouble sleeping tonight, I suspect it won't be entirely attributable to the loud print on their pillowcases ...

December 23, 2008

The jive



Hoppo Bumpo's to-do list
  • Complete Christmas sewing
  • Organise fabulous party frock
  • Finalise lunch menu
  • Finish shopping
  • Clean house
  • Wrap presents
  • Make gingerbread cottage

Its only two days until Christmas and I am not seeing a lot of crossing out happening on the "to-do" list. When I say not a lot, what I really mean is none at all.

Its a pity I don't have an item called find brand-new-with-tags ladies' pyjamas in my size at the Op Shop, because I could definitely tick that off. I'm wondering if I can wear the pyjamas as a pant suit on Christmas Day? It might just divert the family's attention from the lack of food and presents.

See how fabulous the print is? Apparently these girls are doing the jive, the shake and the spin. Much like I hope to be on Christmas Day.

Christmas stockings



For many years now, our family have been making Christmas crackers for the table. Not the kit sort either. More the sort where there are bitter recriminations should anyone actually dispose of a precious toilet roll in the months prior to Christmas.

Handmade from scratch.

There's been fancy creations with colourful hats, cracking snaps, special trinkets, fine chocolates and fancy sparkling wrappings. Works of art, that have sometimes taken until the wee small hours of Christmas morning to construct (ok, this is only when I make the crackers; other family members are more organised).

But this year mum had an idea. How about a stocking, instead of a cracker?

OK, they wouldn't go bang, but it did seem like a rather good idea. The novelty of locating clever trinkets to fit the diameter of a toilet roll wore off some years ago. As did the tetris-like challenge of arranging the contents in each cracker and closing it up without spillage. Stockings were a sterling idea.

So here they; ready for the big day. With the Big Sewing List still hanging over my head, I decided some shortcuts might be in order. They are cut from felt and blanket stitched by machine. I have threaded a little wooden ornament through the top of each one.


Did I choose to make one "special" stocking or simply run out of red felt?

I hope they might be sturdy enough to last for a good few years. (Though with Argy's request to wear the stockings, I should probably knock a year or two off their life.)

December 22, 2008

Doggone it ...



Bring out the marching band, dancing girls and ticker tape ... I have actually finished something from Hoppo Bumpo's Massive List of Christmas Sewing. Accomplished in the dark arts of procrastination and last-minute-sewing, even I seem to be cutting things remarkably fine here.

Anyway, here is a cuddly sausage dog and her (small) doggie clan. I made them using a fun pattern from Audrey and Maude. The Poppy and Her Puppies pattern includes instructions for the dog, her pups and the bed. The pattern and instructions are terrific: very easy to follow. The puppies require a bit of patience as they are so small! I always find that I am afflicted with sausage fingers (excuse the pun) when doing the turnings on small toys.

I think I took pretty much all the instructions as read, though I should think that Audrey and Maude might notice a small amount of reconstructive surgery around Poppy's nose (following a careless cutting incident). I also added some buttons to the dog bed (purely decorative, not due to a further accident with scissors!).

Poppy and her pups are are soon to be wrapped and taken to sit under someone's Christmas tree. So now its onward ho (ho ho) ... as I move onto the next thing on my list ....

A magazine Christmas tree



I didn't mean to. I couldn't resist. You see it was just left here. On the dining table. And frankly - despite my best efforts - I don't seem to have any finished Christmas handicrafts to show you. So I stuck a star atop, whipped out the camera and was all ready to call it my own, when I reconsidered.

What made me pause? A moment of morality? Or perhaps the thought that once you put something on the Internet, there is no going back. That every detail is indexed, cached and crawled. Every plagiaristic detail recorded forever. And that I might eventually ... get caught?

I'll leave you to decide.

In the meantime please admire my sister's handmade Christmas tree. Auntie HB has made this tree from an old glossy magazine. Each page has three folds, that help shape the tree and secure the pages inwards (see below).

2. 3. 4.

[1.] Open magazine out to centre seam (where the staples are visible). [2.] Fold top right corner inward to magazine centre seam. [3.] Fold the whole page inward once again to centre seam. [4.] Turn up bottom most point of folded page, to level with the bottom edge of the magazine. [5.] Repeat with remaining pages.


I hope there might be time to make a few more of these for the table before the big day. With the magazine supply we have over here at Chez Hoppo Bumpo, there is potential for a veritible forrest by Thursday.

December 21, 2008

Eye spy ... a bit of bling



I am playing along with Cindy's fun Eye Spy each Sunday. This week I was asked to choose the theme ... so we have Eye Spy ... a bit of bling.

This is mine. A little bit of Christmassy bling from our tree (its a good thing Argy and Bargy didn't notice me removing ornamentation from the tree ... as this is a strictly forbidden activity in our house).

This little character is a bit shiny, a bit sparkly and is sporting some pretty fabulous jewellery.

Purchased from Liberty in London at the post-Christmas sales, he is in fact a little battered. There are a few jewels missing ... so he requested that I just take his good side in this photo.

I think this year he is secretly hoping that Santa will bring him a little extra bling, to disguise his shortcomings.


Makeover courtesy of Pikipimp

Thank you Cindy at Bug and Pop, for letting me choose the theme this week. To see who else is playing, head over here.

December 20, 2008

Winter apron swap



I have just taken part in a winter apron swap, organised by Lucy at the Sassy Apron Swap.

My beautiful apron came from Melbourne-girl, Sparkly Green Knickers. It has been made from a fabulous vintage design produced by the pattern department at The Argus (a Melbourne newspaper published from 1846 to 1957).



I love everything from bright, cheery print through to the gorgeous trims such as the ric-rac and yo-yo (pictured, top). And the positioning of this button-hole makes me smile. As they would say in Burda World of Fashion ... very witty!



Thank you Sparkly Green Knickers for such a great apron (oh, and all the goodies you included too!). I can't wait to wear my festive new apron on Christmas Day .


Some of the beautiful decorations made by SGK

My swap partner was Donnell from Wicked Pete, in far away Texas. I made a full apron in green from a 1950s vintage pattern reprint, Simplicity 3544 (view A). It was quite a nice pattern to sew, but unusually included a couple of darts. There was also quite a lot of bias binding involved ... nearly 9 metres in all! I made most of the binding from a green and black print and then used the same fabric to add some little applique and beaded Christmas trees onto the pockets.




Donnell says she's worn the apron instead of her lab coat while teaching. I can't help wondering if they use Bunsen burners in fifth grade science ... I just hope I didn't put anything too flammable on there!

The next swap will be fun - a Valentine themed swap. There will be limited sign-ups in December and January. See Sassy Apron Swap for details.

December 18, 2008

Gingerbread-Cottage-Along: construction and decoration



Previously on Gingerbread-Cottage-Along ...
Introducing the cottage-along
Selecting a gingerbread recipe
Selecting a template
Humidity proofing your house
A gingerbread recipe with a twist

This is the second last of my gingerbread-cottage-along posts. Next week I will be jumping right in and making a cottage - and hopefully sharing some photos. If you are making a cottage too, I hope you will show us too!

On your marks, get set ...

Once you have your gingerbread recipe and cottage pattern, you can make your pieces ahead of time. It is best to make the pieces a day ahead to ensure that the gingerbread has cooked and firmed properly.

Prior to baking, make any decisions about placement of doors, windows and other cut-aways. Carefully cut your windows and doors out before baking (unless you are using Norma's recipe). If you want to cut other small decorative shapes - such as small hearts or circles - do this before baking too. Try not to make cut-outs too large, as you might remove some of the structural stability of the piece.

If you would like "glass" in your windows, you can sprinkle a layer of crushed boiled sweets (hard candies) in the windows before the gingerbread goes into the oven. The sweets will melt during the baking, forming glass.

Finally, make sure the gingerbread pieces are nice and even. You might need to do a little trimming right after baking to square up the walls, roof and other pieces. This is best done while the gingerbread is still slightly warm and with a serrated knife. Place your template pieces back on top of the gingerbread and use these as a guide for cutting. It is also important to make sure that non-load bearing pieces, such as the roof, are not overly thick and therefore, too heavy.

Store your baked pieces in an airtight container until you are ready to assemble your cottage.

Home base

Before assembling your cottage you will need to find a suitable base. A purchased cake board is ideal, but equally you can make your own from a sturdy piece of board, such as masonite or plywood. Cardboard is also OK, but it has to be very thick and strong. Simply cover your board with heavy weight paper or aluminium foil. Alternately you could use a tray or a large plate.

Remember when considering the size of your base, that the cottage will need a little room around it. You may want to put some garden around the cottage, but a little space for gripping the board to carry it is rather handy too!

Before getting started you may like to also cover your base with a layer of rolled out white fondant icing. The icing could be left white (for a snowy effect) or coloured (say green, for grass). This step is, however, entirely optional.

Concrete

When you are ready to assemble your house, you will need to make the "glue" to cement the pieces together. The most common method is to use royal icing, but some people use melted sugar. (Note: melted sugar is exceptionally hot and can cause dreadful burns, so is unsuitable for children to use).

Royal icing is typically used in cake decorating. Its an icing sets very hard and is commonly used for cake and cookie decoration. Sugar aside, the key ingredient in this icing is raw egg white. If you are pregnant or wish to avoid raw egg due to salmonella concerns, you can use powder albumin or meringue powder. These are pasteurised, powdered versions of egg white and usually available in cake decorating stores. If you are vegan or have an egg allergy, I have posted some links to egg-free royal icing recipes.

There are various royal icing recipes about.

Link to Google search for royal icing recipes

Make sure you use pure icing/confectioner's sugar when you make up your royal icing. Some sugars are packaged with a measure of cornstarch to prevent clumping. The starch makes royal icing soft and it tends to not set so well. Many recipes contain lemon which helps whiten the icing and dry the surface quickly. Alternately you might find cream of tartar is used. This acidic ingredient also helps set the icing quickly.

Once you have made your icing keep it carefully covered with cling film or a damp tea-towel, or it will start to crust and dry before you can use it. Its best made up at the time that you wish to use it.

Construction

Make sure you allow yourself enough time to assemble the cottage (I have been known to put one together on Christmas morning, which is a completely ridiculous idea) and have plenty of "props" to hand. Props are things like tins, which can sit against a wall or under a roof piece to stabilise it while the icing is setting.

To make up your cottage take a wall and pipe (with a piping bag and nozzle) or spread a line of icing along the bottom edge, then position on the base. If you have someone helping you, ask them to hold the wall in place. Alternately place a prop next to it. Working your way round the cottage, add the adjacent walls in the same manner. Fill the wall seams on the inside and outside with a bit more icing, to cement it well. If you have quick setting icing and the walls fit together nicely, this will be a simple process (less likely). If you find it all a bit wobbly, keep using props to keep everything upright until its setting firmly (more likely).

Some people say you should wait up to 12 hours before adding the roof pieces. And even then if you are super-cautious, add just one panel at a time, leaving drying time in between. I have made a number of cottages all in one sitting. It depends on how stable you find the cottage is and how quickly the icing is setting. If your pattern is incredibly elaborate, I'd allow for the extra drying time.

To attach the roof, you pipe or spread icing on the seams and match it to the walls of the house. Some people recommend using crossed wooden skewers iced to the inside of the roof, to increase the strength. If this is your first house, doing this might give you a bit of extra confidence.

I have only had one irretrievable cottage disaster in my time. It involved a complete cave-in and was due to rushing and a good measure of carelessness. On the whole, it is possible to save most mishaps. Pieces that crack or break, can be glued or covered with more icing. You can also brace a dodgy piece with some cardboard or more royal icing on the inside. Icing really is the key here - you can never use too much. Take a look at most mass produced or commercial cottages and you will notice that icing features generously.

Decoration

After allowing your cement work to dry, it is time for the really fun part - decoration. You will need more royal icing for this task. You can pipe designs onto your cottage or glue on sweets or both. I read somewhere that "less really is more" when it comes to decorating a cottage. Pah to that, I say. If you want to cover your cottage from top to bottom swirly ornamentation and sweets, then go ahead!

Shiny dragees/cashous, nonpareils/sprinkles, sanding sugars, chocolate buttons, candy canes, gumdrops and jellies and other sweets all make marvellous decorations. You might like to made gingerbread trees or people to put in the garden. You are limited only by your imagination ... or ideas that you have borrowed from other people's creations!

Well, that's it folks. If there is anything I have forgotten to cover or you have any questions, let me know and I will try and answer them to the best of my ability. Good luck!

Next week: Show and tell - a finished gingerbread cottage

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December 17, 2008

Sunset



Sometimes its the dullest, greyest days that have the best endings.





Gingerbread-cottage-along: a recipe with a twist

I have digressed briefly from the advertised cottage-along topic today, to share a recipe with you.

During this last week, lovely Norma (who I think is blogless?) sent me this fabulous family-secret recipe for a "gingerbread" dough. I thought you might be interested, as there are some unusual twists to this recipe.

Firstly, it contains an array of delicious spices but no ginger whatsoever. It does, however, include beautiful flavourings like cardamon and rosewater.

The other twist is that you cut the pieces after baking. This would work particularly well if you had some purpose-built cottage cutters.

Norma swears that these pieces keep very well over long periods and can be made well ahead of time. I think they would taste better than my efforts last year (which tasted of soap).

Thank you for sharing your mum's special recipe, Norma!

Knusper Haus

Norma says that this would make a very big house.
You may like to halve the quantity.


500g white sugar
1kg honey
500g Copha
2kg plain (all purpose) flour
4 teaspoons baking powder
20g cinnamon, ground
20g cardamom, ground
10g cloves, ground
100g cocoa
4 eggs, lightly beaten
4 tablespoons rosewater

(Measurement and baking conversions here)
  1. Preheat the over to 200oC
  2. Place the sugar, honey and copha in a saucepan. Melt and then bring to the boil.
  3. Sift the dry ingredients into a bowl.
  4. Add the boiled liquid and stir to combine.
  5. Add the eggs and rosewater and stir in thoroughly - the dough needs to be soft, but not sticky or damp.
  6. Spread and flatten in an ungreased baking tray with sides.

  7. Bake for 20 - 25 minutes.

  8. Remove the gingerbread from the oven and cut whilst as hot as possible, using a template.

  9. Cool totally before assembling.

Tomorrow: assembling and decorating your cottage

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Eye spy

Lovely Cindy at Bug and Pop has asked me to nominate this week's Eye Spy theme.

Bling (n): Hip Hop slang term for elaborate jewellery and other accessories and accouterments. Generally something shiny or sparkly and ostentatious. (The term bling-bling was added to the Oxford Dictionary in 2003).

So this week's theme is "Eye spy ... a bit of bling". Here's your chance to show us something a bit shiny or sparkly. It might be something you like to wear, but equally could be a bit of craft, something festive or an objet d'art. Make of it what you like ... go to town. That's what bling is all about!

Thank you for letting me choose the theme, Cindy! I look forward to seeing a bit of bling around the traps this Sunday ...

December 16, 2008

Wishlist



Dear Father Christmas,

Please let the elves know to ditch the toys and just pack the box.

Love Bargy

PS. Just so you know, I have been very good this year. Any reports of me ironing the hall runner and drawing on the dining chairs have been greatly exaggerated.

Its a wrap



Yummy Swiss chocolate bars over-wrapped in aluminium foil, scrap-booking papers and pretty ribbons. (A festive transformation inspired by the words and beautiful pictures over at A Spoonful of Sugar).

All destined to be gifts for Mr HB's work team.

Mrs Hoppo Bumpo does the cutting, sticking and tying; Mr Hoppo Bumpo takes the glory.

December 15, 2008

Gingerbread-cottage-along: humidity-proofing your house



Previously on Gingerbread-Cottage-Along ...
Introducing the cottage-along
Selecting a gingerbread recipe
Selecting a template

Humidity: the enemy of sleek hair-styles and gingerbread. I live in Melbourne, a city a long way south of the equator. High humidity rarely troubles us here and a gingerbread cottage will generally hold its stead. However, as you travel closer to the equator, you are more likely to experience rising damp and sogginess in your house. At very high humidity there is potential for structural instability and ... gasp ... collapse.

Like many people, gingerbread likes a low relative humidity. According to a study (link to abtract), recommended upper comfort limit for gingerbread is remarkably similiar to humans. At room temperature gingerbread keeps best below 60% relative humidity. In reality, the structural integrity of your cottage probably relies on a much lower level of humidity. You will notice most recipes suggest that you store gingerbread in a cool, dry place.

So is it possible to make a gingerbread house in more humid climates? A bit of research and reading via Google, suggests yes. Here are some ideas:

  • Overbake the gingerbread pieces a little. This will dry them out.

  • Use a gingerbread recipe designed for high humidity (Link to recipe)

  • Coat the pieces with royal icing to keep out the damp

  • Wrap the house in cling film or cellophane wrap overnight

  • Make each load-bearing wall using two identical pieces. Sandwich them together with icing. This will give a nice stable wall and the additional icing helps draw moisture out of the gingerbread.

  • Put a light inside your cottage. Turn the light on each day and this will help keep your gingerbread dry.

Unfortunately, I can't personally vouch for any of these methods or say which would work best. If I had to pick something to try, I think it might the light and the icing (as long as it didn't make the house pieces too heavy). You might like to try a combination of things. I'd imagine that each one, however, would reduce the edibility of your cottage. (Especially the gingerbread recipe, which guarantees to break your teeth!). Do you have any tips or sure-fire methods for humidity proofing a gingerbread cottage?

Lastly, an aside. During my research I chanced upon an article, discussing what happens when you add corn or potato starch to commercial gingerbread. (Link to article) This got me to thinking about what to do if you bake with a wheat or gluten-free flour. Often these flours contain, amongst other things, a mix of maize and potato starch. I know when I have baked scones with wheat-free flour in the past, I have had to use a great deal more liquid to the mix, than I would if I were to use wheat flour. The article suggests that adding a little potato and/or corn starch to wheat flour will improve the shelf-life of gingerbread, as it will hold more moisture. I'd conclude from this, that wheat-free flour would probably be unsuitable to use for a gingerbread cottage in high-humidity climates. Does anyone have any experience of this?

Are you cottaging-along? How are your preparations going?

Next: Assembling and decorating a house (Wednesday 17 Dec.)



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Is less really more?



I just don't know how to leave well alone.

I cannot bring myself to believe that less really is better. I'm more your more-is-more girl. I am the one who will always add that extra flourish, flounce, trim or sparkly thing (or all of the above ... together ... all at once ... then some).

Case in point: this gift card holder that I made yesterday. It quite clearly ended up with one of everything on it. Minimalism, schmininalism.

Can you imagine the magnitude of the disaster waiting, should I ever try and design bridal wear?

December 14, 2008

Eye spy ... a burst of colour



I am playing along with Cindy's fun new Eye spy ... each weekend. This week's theme has been chosen by Flossy-P and is Eye spy ... a burst of colour.

So here is my burst of colour: to be found in my linen cupboard.

Its a treasured Le Jacquard Français tablecloth, purchased during an afternoon's shopping in the Marais in Paris. I love the vibrant oranges and pinks in this damask cloth. When hung out to dry on a sunny wash day, the colour is impossibly bright and quite dazzling.

Thanks for hosting "Eye spy" Cindy and for the lovely theme, Flossy. To see more bursts of colour, head over to Cindy's blog Bug and Pop.

December 12, 2008

Gingerbread-cottage-along: house plans




Previously on Gingerbread-Cottage-Along ...
Introducing the cottage-along
Selecting a gingerbread recipe

Today in the Cottage-Along I am playing architect and looking at house plans. The type of structure that you decide to build is really only limited by your imagination ... and perhaps a little experience.

If you want some inspiration take a look at Flickr, where you will find the most amazing, beautiful and dazzling array of photographs of gingerbread structures. See if you can locate the Seattle Space Needle inspired creation - its not necessarily festive, but really quite amazing!

Link to gingerbread creations on Flickr

In order to build a cottage you will need a template for the walls and roof. If you are making your first ever cottage, here are some options:

  1. purchase a gingerbread house kit with pre-made pieces (low stress and almost guaranteed success!)
  2. buy a gingerbread house cutter
  3. use a pre-designed or self-drafted template

When I first started making cottages, I copied a pattern from the Australian Women's Weekly on to cardboard and used this as my template. A manila folder or some firm cardstock works very well. Its not particularly durable though - the grease in the dough tends to leech into the cardboard. I ended up re-making the pattern each year.

Later I wised up and re-cut my template in plastic. I used an old-fashioned overhead transparency, but a piece of template plastic, available from sewing, quilting or craft stores would be ideal. This can simply be wiped down and re-used.

Last year I decided to simplify the process and bought a gingerbread house cutter (pictured above). There loads of these on the market. You could try a cake decorating store or look on the Internet. The one I purchased is a very simple cookie cutter style.

The cheapest option, however, is to draft your own pattern (try and test it in cardboard first) or look for a pattern on the Internet. This gives you the flexibility of creating a different cottage (or other creation) next year. If you consult Mr Google you will find dozens, if not a hundred, patterns that you can download for free.

Link to Google search

A quick look reveals some wonderful freebies. I love this very cute version at Cottage Living. Its a free PDF pattern, with a little chimney and a really sweet, slightly-scalloped roof. For something with a bit of pizazz, you could try Gingerbread House Heaven. There are two good basic patterns available. Both include instructions. If you feel more adventurous, they also have some PDF patterns - including a castle and a clock tower - for sale.

Are you cottaging-along? What kind of design are you going to make?

Next: humidity-proofing a gingerbread house (Monday 15 Dec.)

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Adrenaline



Its been a very slow month for sewing here. There have been piles of works-in-progress accumulating. I seem to have been working in slow motion. That was, until the penny dropped yesterday morning.

Kindergarten concert. Friday. Hmmm. Does that mean? Yes. Kindergarten is ending for the year. And that would mean? Oh no! I need a present for kindergarten teacher. Tomorrow!

Now while I had fully intended on making a gift for Argy's lovely teacher and had loosely decided on a bag, I hadn't actually thought through the fine details. Like a pattern. Or fabric. So yesterday I made a mad dash to IKEA for some decorator weight fabric. Then a mad dash back home. And then I waited patiently for Bargy to fall asleep for the afternoon (with all his pedal-pushing, that boy is a menace around a sewing machine).

Once he was out-for-the-count, there was a great deal of frenzied snip-snipping and stitch-stitching. Apparently I can get quite a lot done once there's adrenaline involved.

Here it is ready to wrap. Its the first bag I have made and just a very simple style. I modelled it on the ubiquitous Australian supermarket "green" bag - a four sided number, with an oblong base and sturdy handles. The outside is decorator weight cotton and the inside is lined with rip-stop nylon. I used a piece of heavy-weight fast2fuse interfacing to make the bottom nice and sturdy. The seams have been sewed toward the outside of the bag and enclosed in bias binding.

So I think we are ready to head off to the big end of year party at kindergarten this morning.

What do you mean we need to take food? Sorry must dash ...

December 11, 2008

Gingerbread-cottage-along: the foundations




Are you cottaging-along?

This week in the Gingerbread-cottage-along I am looking at the first step in constructing a cottage - making the gingerbread. Rather than providing a specific recipe, I have gathered up a few tips, that you might find useful for locating a recipe that suits you.

I am going to test run a new recipe this year, prior to making my cottage. This will allow me to get a feel for how the dough handles and bakes. It will also give me the chance to consume a large quantity of gingerbread men. You might like to do the same (er, test the recipe that is).


A recipe for success

If you don't yet have a trusty recipe, a date with Mr Google will turn up trumps. There are loads of recipes out there.

Link to Google search

If you haven't made gingerbread before, its handy to know that gingerbread ranges in type from crispy cookies right though to cake. Make sure you find a cookie recipe - a house of cake could be pretty tricky to construct!

I have tried various gingerbread recipes in the past (including this one from the The Australian Women's Weekly). Sarah from If Only I Had Chocolate has kindly given me a favourite recipe to try this year. You might like to find a recipe that is designed specifically for gingerbread houses, as often these have a slightly higher flour content than regular cookies, which makes the dough nice and sturdy.

The ingredients for gingerbread can be many and varied: there is no right or wrong recipe to use. Typically you will find that gingerbread contains flour, a blend of spices, butter, sometimes eggs and always various sugars. These might be brown sugar, light treacle/golden syrup or dark treacle/molasses. Most recipes also use bicarbonate of soda (sodium bicarbonate) as a raising agent. If you intend on eating the fruits of your labours, make sure you measure the soda carefully. If you are too heavy-handed the taste is very distinctive and not particularly pleasant. (Don't ask how I might know this!). For an interesting variation in a standard gingerbread recipe, you can substitute a small amount of the flour with cocoa. Apart from added chocolatey taste,this will give the gingerbread a darker colour.

When considering your recipe you'll need to make sure it provide enough dough for all your house pieces (or alternately you can scale a recipe up). It will all depend on whether you are making a gingerbread mansion or um ... just an outhouse. To give you a bit of an idea, a recipe for a very small house would generally contain only about 3.5 cups flour. I'd generally expect to see 5 or more cups of flour to make a dough for a decent sized house. If you don't feel confident in estimating how much dough you will need, try and find a recipe that also comes with a house template.

Cool it

Warmth is the enemy of gingerbread dough. As dough warms it first becomes malleable, but then rapidly becomes sticky and can be exceptionally difficult to handle. Your recipe will almost certainly recommend that you refrigerate the dough for some time before rolling it out. A couple of hours is ideal if you have the time. When its time to knead the dough, if you are afflicted with hot hands you might like to try running your hands under some cool water before handling the dough. When you roll the dough, it also helps to roll it between two sheets of baking paper or cling film.

Keeping in shape

When you are creating the pieces for your house, you need to take care that the lines of the walls and roof are straight and the corners nicely squared. This will help with assembly. It can be helpful to roll out and cut the dough directly on the baking sheets themselves. This avoids any distortion that might be caused during moving an uncooked piece to the tray. After cutting out your shapes, it is also useful to refrigerate the dough again for a short time (say 15 minutes) before placing it in the oven. This will help the dough keep its shape as it bakes. After cooking is complete, the gingerbread tends to remain pliable for a couple of minutes. This is a good time to do any bits of trimming, prodding and poking to ensure that the shapes are right.

Do you have any good gingerbread tips or a recipe you'd like to share?

Next: selecting a house pattern (Saturday 13 Dec)

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December 10, 2008

Listen up, Ebenezer



Dear Mr HB,

Whilst others display pictures of festive magnificence on their blogs, I have been reduced to this.

Yes, I've had to whip out my baubles in the garden. Don't worry. I don't think the neighbors saw ... this time. However, if a tree isn't forthcoming soon, there's really no telling what I might do next. There may even be flashing in the front garden (fairy lights, that is).

Your loving wife,
Hoppo Bumpo xxx


Pictured above: A selection of baubles made a few years ago. Polystyrene balls wound with crochet cotton, then decorated with ribbon, beads and sequins.

December 09, 2008

Ravens



Do you ever have the sense that you are being watched?

I noticed these two in my peripheral vision. Staring through my study window. Make no mistake ... at about half a metre beak to tail, they are big. And curious.

Some people might (understandably) be a little wary of them. I think they are wonderful. They have glossy midnight feathers and jewel-like aquamarine eyes.

This year they have a baby. A big, fluffy clown who doesn't know any better. It sits on my front porch and plays with the bobbing red faces of my potted gerbera. Lacking any sense of self-preservation, it runs towards you instead of away. I've grown fond of its shouty, gravelly call.

I hope this friendly raven family stay for a while.

December 08, 2008

A gingerbread-cottage-along


And when the children came near they found it was the most wonderful cottage they had ever seen. It was built entirely of gingerbread and ornamented with cookies. The windows were made of transparent candy and the steps of toffee. [From "Hansel and Gretel", The Brothers Grimm]

There is something magical about a gingerbread cottage. It might be the heady scent of the spicy walls and roof. Or maybe the lure of the snowy icing and bright sweets. Or perhaps that secret dream of being able to eat your accommodation.

This year I am turning my hand to a bit of edible craft for Argy and Bargy. They are already avowed gingerbread fans, so I would imagine that the combination of that and a load of sweets cemented into vaguely house-like shape, will be quite irresistible.

I have made a few cottages before, but not for a good number of years. The construction is a bit fiddly and there is always potential for something to go awry. But risk equals return. Its hard to think of an example of a bad cottage (we haven't seen one on Cake Wrecks, right?) - they all look special. And if something really does go horribly wrong, you can always eat the evidence and deny its existence.

I will be writing a few posts over the next couple of weeks about various aspects of making a cottage. If you fancy joining in for a Gingerbread-cottage-along leave a comment here and let me know. It will all be very casual - share as much or as little as you like. This is just for fun. Make one from scratch or create it from a kit. (There are plenty of fantastic pre-fabs about these days - I even saw one in my small local Coles supermarket the other day.) If you are an old hand at making cottages, perhaps you could share your favourite tips as we go along.

These are the days that I will write the posts:

  • Thursday 11 December - choosing a gingerbread recipe
  • Saturday 13 December - selecting a house pattern
  • Monday 15 December - humidity-proofing a gingerbread house
  • Wednesday 17 December - assembling and decorating a house
  • Sometime after Saturday 20 December - (hopefully!) showing an assembled house

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* Note: the gingerbread pictured above was located at the back of a cupboard on the weekend. They were pieces from a cottage project abandoned last year. Whilst stashing is an accepted - and even, encouraged - practice amongst craftspeople, I would not recommend stashing gingerbread. I threw caution to the wind and nibbled a small piece. It was nasty. No, correction .... completely vile. No matter what you read anywhere ... homemade gingerbread will not last for 12 months. And yes, I really should clean out my cupboards more often.

December 07, 2008

The great eggless royal icing experiment



The results are in: I have completed my egg-free royal icing experiments. I made up a small batch of each of the following recipes and tried piping the icing and gluing small pieces of gingerbread together to check the bond. All the batches of icing were left for 12 hours to see how well they would dry out.

Each recipe should be suitable for people who have an egg allergy or are vegan.

BBC Food's Egg Free Royal Icing

Link to original recipe

The ingredients for this recipe are icing/confectioner's sugar, lemon juice and glycerine. (Edit: if you are vegetarian or vegan you will need to check on the label or with the manufacturer that the glycerine is plant or synthetically derived and not animal fat-based.) I made two batches. The first time I added the liquid ingredients (lemon juice and glycerine) too quickly and ended up with an icing that was a little soft. The second batch piped a bit better. This was the icing that "touch-dried" the quickest and hardened the best. The glycerine was the surprise ingredient - in theory its function is to ensure that the icing doesn't get too hard.


Small stars piped in a row; two pieces of gingerbread glued together

  • Shape: Good (the photo at the top of this post, is this icing)
  • Bonding: Good
  • Hardness: Very good
  • Colour: Good - slightly cream
  • Taste: Good - pleasant slightly citrus
  • Recommended uses: Gingerbread house glue; Cookies that need to be stacked.

Vegetation's Vegan Royal Icing

Link to original recipe

The ingredients in this recipe are egg substitute, water, cream of tartar and icing/confectioners sugar. I chanced on this recipe, while looking for a standard royal icing recipe - my intention was simply to add an egg substitute. The ingredients and method are very close to a regular royal icing. The purpose of the cream of tartar (an acid, like lemon juice) is to help the icing hold its shape and dry out. I only made one batch, as by this time I had wised up about how careful you need to be in adding the liquid! I did need to add more water at the end (as the recipe suggests) to get the right consistency.

The egg replacer I used was Orgran "No Egg", an Australia-manufactured product, which is available in supermarkets and health food stores. I'm guessing that the original recipe probably used "Ener-G Egg Replacer". Both products have a similar composition, comprising potato and tapioca starches and a vegetable gum called methycellulose.


Small piped stars
  • Shape: Very good
  • Bonding: Good
  • Hardness: Good, though it didn't completely dry out
  • Colour: Excellent - snowy white with a slight sheen
  • Taste: Good - neutral, sweet
  • Recommended uses: Piping onto cakes; Any place where shape but not strength are important.

Veglicious' Vegan Icing

Link to original recipe

The ingredients in this icing are icing/confectioner's sugar, cornstarch, lemon juice and soy milk. Soy is a common allergen, so I wasn't able to test the recipe properly using the milk. Instead I used a little extra lemon juice. I made two batches of this icing, as the first was incredibly soft and didn't pipe well. The second batch was stiffer, but still wouldn't hold its shape as it was piped. The icing bonded the gingerbread pieces, but oozed. But to be fair, the recipe wasn't made as it was intended. Without understanding the food science behind each ingredient it is difficult to say why the icing remained soft, but it could be that the soy milk is a key ingredient. It would be worth noting however, that when making "real" royal icing you would generally avoid sugar containing cornstarch (an ingredient in this recipe), as it tends to make the icing soft.


This did start out as a line of piped stars!

  • Shape: Poor
  • Bonding: OK - it would join cookies together and set
  • Hardness: Poor - the icing formed a crust but didn't dry out
  • Colour: Good - slightly cream
  • Taste: Good - pleasant slightly citrus
  • Recommended uses: This would be a very good icing if you'd like to add colouring. The acid in lemon and cream of tartar used in the previous recipes can alter some colours (e.g. violet may become blue).

Conclusion

Firstly a disclaimer ... all these experiments have been carried out in an unscientific manner in my home kitchen. I did it all to the best of my ability, but really the results I have given here are just my interpretations and opinion!

Having said that, I am going to try and use the BBC recipe for gluing this year's gingerbread house and Vegetation's recipe for piping decorations onto my (fondant covered) Christmas cake. The sad reality is, however, that none of the eggless versions of the icing replicates all of the properties of real royal icing. If you have an extra special icing project, it would probably be wise to make a small batch as a test run.

I hope you find the information here helpful. I would love to hear how you go, or if you have a great recipe that you would be willing to share.

Edit: 24 Dec 08, see my gingerbread cottage made with egg-free icing (the BBC recipe) over here.

Eye spy ... something in my garden



I am playing along with Cindy's fun new I spy ... each weekend. This week's theme has been chosen by Cam from Curlypops and its "Eye spy ... something in my garden".

So here is something pretty that you can spy in my garden at the moment. Can you believe that these colours are from just two hydrangea bushes?

Its nice to have some photos of the blooms before warm weather starts to curl and brown the petals and the surrounding foliage. Last summer I tried covering the bushes on the hottest days. I'm sure the neighbors are still wondering what I was doing with that fitted sheet out in the front garden!

Thanks for hosting "I spy" Cindy and for the lovely theme Cam. To see what other people have spied in their gardens, head over to Cindy's blog Bug and Pop.

December 06, 2008

Vandals



I lay in wait this evening. And caught them. Yes: the vandals, who are destroying my leafy greens.

I have just one thing to say to them .... I know where you live.

December 05, 2008

"John" strikes again

Dear John,

I realise I have been living on borrowed time. I knew I'd be receiving some handy pharmaceutical advice regarding a bodily dysfunction sooner or later. Its been happening all over the place.

You have been a busy boy, John. How do you find the time to leave all these annoying comments on nice people's blogs? After all, you are having to get past Blogger's clever anti-spamming word verification step. Sneaky, that.

To be honest John, I find it difficult to believe that you can personally recommend the little blue tablet that you mention. Surely you haven't actually had the time to test it out?

More importantly, John, I think you have got your market segmentation wrong. Craft bloggers much rather oooh and ahhh over a nice bit of fabric or some pretty buttons or a creative tutorial. So please don't bother to come again (and again and again, as you promise) - we are really not interested.

Sincerely,
Hoppo Bumpo

Will an intervention be required?



Hello. My name is Hoppo Bumpo. And I have a problem.

I keep chancing upon new and exciting crafts. I imagine each and every one of them to be the next big thing. I peruse the catalogs. Cruise the stores. Learn the lingo. Collect all the paraphernalia. Put it in a very large, purpose-bought craft box. Then store it away in a very dark cupboard.

Last night I went to the paper-craft equivalent of a Tupperware party. It was fabulous.

We learnt how to make a little gift voucher wallet from a piece of halved A4-card and a gift bag from an envelope. We used the stamps, the punches, the beautiful card-stock and inks. I loved it.

Ah, the catalogue is so glossy and full of promise ...