Hoppo Bumpo (n): A children's game. Played by folding one's arms and hopping on one leg. Aim is to bump opponents, so that they lose their balance. Last person standing wins.


December 05, 2008

"John" strikes again

Dear John,

I realise I have been living on borrowed time. I knew I'd be receiving some handy pharmaceutical advice regarding a bodily dysfunction sooner or later. Its been happening all over the place.

You have been a busy boy, John. How do you find the time to leave all these annoying comments on nice people's blogs? After all, you are having to get past Blogger's clever anti-spamming word verification step. Sneaky, that.

To be honest John, I find it difficult to believe that you can personally recommend the little blue tablet that you mention. Surely you haven't actually had the time to test it out?

More importantly, John, I think you have got your market segmentation wrong. Craft bloggers much rather oooh and ahhh over a nice bit of fabric or some pretty buttons or a creative tutorial. So please don't bother to come again (and again and again, as you promise) - we are really not interested.

Sincerely,
Hoppo Bumpo

13 comments:

  1. :D great g&t snort!! thanks needed that refresher. :D if johnie boy has a dickie heart, the little blue pills would not be good for him. and to think that the big v was intially going to be a wonder drug for something like parkinsons....

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  2. WEll you know what I wanted to do to him !!! and yes he has been back numerous times. He is driving me batty!

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  3. You tell him HB - I thought I had got away with it too but he and his little pills paid me a visit too yesterday.

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  4. BTW HB - Ellie Bartlett is actually Ellieboo - sorry I forgot I was logged in as my daughter

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  5. For a man with ahh problems he sure knows how to get it around

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  6. yeees... John visited me three times on one post. Arghhhh! I hope John reads your post!! ;o)

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  7. That love rat John. Sleeping around. Hmph.

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  8. I've had him visit 4 times now...I now I might need a new man, but he's just not my type!

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  9. I thought the sharp and shiny kitchen implements on Jodie's blog would have scared him off for good.

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  10. Yes, John has visited me a few times. Each time I delete his lovely, informative comment, he just leaves it again on the same post.

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  11. he is annoying...actually I get hit by a mate of his no doubt...flogging sneakers I think....annoying to say the least..

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