Astrology for sewing machines

Gemini - the twin needle
22 May - 21 June

Characteristics:

• You are complex
  How the heck do I use you on a machine that appears to the naked eye to take only one spool?
• You are contradictory
  You produce a coverstitch that is not really a coverstitch
• You can be elusive
  Immediately that I decide that I really truly, absolutely, definitely cannot complete my project without you, your shop supply is scant
• You are dual-natured - when you are good, you are very, very good
  You make it possible to parallel stitch, even after having a glass of red wine
• But when you are bad, you are absolutely rotten
  Two needles, multiple layers of fabric and a problem with a knot. The rest I shall leave to your imagination.