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October 09, 2010

The red button {Blogtoberfest day 9}



The boys and I were out and about in the car this afternoon. During a lull in the requisite and relentless back-seat squabbling Argy called out. Hey mum, what's that red button for?

"The one on the dash?" I said nonchalantly "Why that's the eject button."

Er, yes I know. Wrong, wrong, wrong. I shouldn't have. I know that. But somehow I just couldn't stop.

The boys were fascinated. And I was on a roll.

When quizzed as to the function of an Eject Button I sort of described how it could be used to jettison back-seat passengers from the car. Through the roof.

Well I can tell you now, that there were no more fights on the way home. It was quiet. So very quiet. Especially when I went to tune the radio.

24 comments:

  1. Oh,mean. But oh so smart at the same time. I won't tell if you won't!

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  2. Too good. And you save on confectionary snakes.

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  3. Hilarious! Love scaring the bejesus out of children!

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  4. hahahahahaha...... (breath) hehehehehehehehe..... (breath) BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...... (Oops I nearly peed myself laughing) hehehehehe!!!!

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  5. Just like my black bird story I tell the kids.

    Didn't you know?? All crows, magpies and anybird with a scrap of blackness are santa's spies.

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  6. Love it, I am going to use that one

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  7. man ! I wish you were in my playgroup when my kids were small.

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  8. Oooo clever, might have to steal that idea one day. Ah love this age when Mummy & Daddy "never lie"

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  9. So funny!! I am sure they won't hold it against you when they grow up ;-)

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  10. Hee hee... I must go and check if my car has an ejector seat button!

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  11. Not wrong - so brilliant!! I can't wait 'til my kids are old enough to buy this one.

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  12. Inspiring. I had mine convinced that there were motion-sensitive video cameras mounted in the A/C vents...

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  13. Bah ha ha, love it. Need to get me one of them eject buttons, pronto.

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  14. Ok, that's it. We need a car. Or do you think those buttons can be installed inside the house? ;-)

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  15. that's so funny, the problem with that one if I tried to use it myself my five year old daughter would say "noooooo it's not, press it and eject Jae out"

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  16. Tee hee! Whatever works to snatch a moment of peace. And they'll stop thinking that you know everything far too soon, so take advantage of it while you can!!!

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  17. I'm waaaa behind on my blog rading and couldn't resist commenting on this post - that is waaaay too funny!! I love it and wish I could have seen the looks on their little faces!

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  18. so happy to see that I am not the only mother that does this stuff... convinced my daughter that cheerios had holes so babies couldn't choke...she told her child development class...oh the things of urban legends.

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