Vacancy - enquire within

• Do you like rubbish truck spotting?


• Do you laugh at burps and farts?


• Are you in the habit of making sounds like rarrrr or hrrrggghh at 100 decibels or more?


• Would you say that by-and-large most lawns just don't have enough holes in them?


• Do you consider a headlock to be a perfectly valid problem solving technique?


• Have you ever worn your undies on your head?

If so, we'd like to hear from you.

The position of Mother is temporarily a bit vacant in our organisation. The current incumbent has taken leave of her senses absence to daydream of sugar and spice ... and pursue some pretty experimental experimental, pretty craft.

Experience preferred, but not essential ( ... in fact, probably better that you don't know what you are letting yourself in for).

The Pretty Craft Experiment comprises nine miniature canvases, inkjet printable cotton, batting, embroidery floss, pink and green fabric and the sewing machine. Depending upon the success of my recruitment drive, I hope to be able to show you more later in the week.