Hoppo Bumpo (n): A children's game. Played by folding one's arms and hopping on one leg. Aim is to bump opponents, so that they lose their balance. Last person standing wins.


November 07, 2008

Elastic



I have finally made a start on sewing up the new pyjamas for Argy. As I make up the little pull-on pyjama pants, I thank goodness for simple elasticised waists. Easy to sew and comfy to wear.

Ode to elastic
by Hoppo Bumpo

I love it for its simplicity,
Its very simple splendour;
It holds, it grips, it cinches in,
Its a very effective suspender.

Its a favourite notion in my stash,
Simply put ... fantastic;
Rubber or synthetic-cored
Its the humble polymer, elastic.

To check the quality of your stretchy stuff,
Extend it with some strength;
It should recover to its initial shape
And definitely the original length.

Braided elastic should be encased;
Woven is the "heavy-weight";
Sew knitted right directly on
(Length: 100 percent less eight).

And with this final thought I say
Be sure to purchase more;
Replace tired old stretchy stuff
Lest your undies hit the floor.

21 comments:

  1. Is that the world's first Ode to Elastic?

    You've really thought about this, haven't you....

    hilarious!

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  2. Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    HB you star
    You're a poet too!!!

    Who knew you had such array of talents - they are never ending - you dazzle and amaze me daily :)

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  3. ROFL, you are hilarious!

    I have a whole stash of elastics as I would hate to run out at the end of a project. My fav would be the non-roll elastics that I get from my local sewing machine shop. Much better than those from Spotlight.

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  4. You are very very clever and very very funny. The other thing with elastic? Buy at least twice as much as you think you need. Because you always need more.

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  5. ahh the humble elastic...a fav of mine too. I am partial to FOE, especially with scalloped edges :) The ode was very funny!

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  6. I love, love, love your poem. It's the bomb!!

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  7. Very clever! You're a crack up!

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  8. :)))
    Yes, I'm sure it's the first Ode to elastic in the world!

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  9. Yep, you crack me up too!
    Who would have thought to write a poem about humble elastic?

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  10. no more weariness at your place then...that's fant(el)astic!

    oh dear!

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  11. Methinks you've been spending too much time breathing the craft room fumes, dearie. :p

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  12. Too funny, I never thought about elastic that way, but it is so true.

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  13. That's a killer last line! A definite LOL.

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  14. I second you on that... elastic is totally where it's at!!!

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  15. Ahh yes there is much elastic in our house - the easiest skirt in the world to make! Love the poem!

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  16. Yeah elastic!
    Hoppo Bumpo you're a star!

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  17. tee hee~ i never really think of how brilliant elastic is!
    a wonderful poem~ made me grin from ear to ear {and think of dr. seuss:)}
    x ashley

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  18. You're just ever the creative, aren't you ?

    Here's one from school that used to make it's way intot he autograph books:

    Hoppo was striding the classroom floor
    Her figure was fantastic !
    When all of a sudden her knickers fell down
    You can't trust Cole's elastic !

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  19. Hurrah!!! I bought some elastic for my Bug's shorts the other day, and it has a drawstring inside. Yes!- that means I can make long trousers this year and adjust the elastic so he can wear them as shorts next year. Yay for elastic and lazy mums!

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  20. Brilliant! Truly Brilliant!! And not only that, I also learnt a few tips for choosing and using elastic!

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