Yes .. but will it go woof?

I like the fine things.

A fresh espresso with a golden crema. Pre-Raphaelite art. Homemade jam. High-threadcount sheets. The heady fragrance of a beautiful rose. A peppery shiraz. Dvoraks' Cello Concerto. Natural fibre fabrics.

So I would like to think this little number, that I knocked out this evening, is perhaps an abberation.

Its pure polyester. If you held a lit match close, it would go woof in a second. Hand on heart - no natural fibres were harmed in the making of this garment.

Now if you could excuse me, I need to go and drink a Diet Coke and listen to a few Spice Girls tracks.