tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3293493646747440510.post8402607682956330080..comments2024-03-28T03:10:48.788+11:00Comments on Hoppo Bumpo: Warning: children are a health hazard (Blogtoberfest day 12)Lieslhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09392520536946879645noreply@blogger.comBlogger15125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3293493646747440510.post-25068638371598396462009-10-15T02:52:04.596+11:002009-10-15T02:52:04.596+11:00My favorite is the knock to the temple or bridge o...My favorite is the knock to the temple or bridge of the nose with the 90% percentile infant/toddler head. It's funny that no one warns you that your kids will do painful things to you that would make you punch them in the face if they were anyone else....Carolynhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14850653337441896715noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3293493646747440510.post-24099680498666287692009-10-14T23:50:59.491+11:002009-10-14T23:50:59.491+11:00You are hilarious! This is probably a case of Too...You are hilarious! This is probably a case of Too Much Information - but the worst injury I have sustained in my short parenting career was when my 2 year old bit my nipple. Hard. There was much swearing, wall clutching and blood. Not even a pony bandaid could fix that one! It's going to be a long road ahead.Shontellehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02628498735665684509noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3293493646747440510.post-89424891898286281142009-10-14T21:24:19.650+11:002009-10-14T21:24:19.650+11:00Hope you are making a speedy recovery!Everything i...Hope you are making a speedy recovery!Everything is made beter by the cute bandaids that are available now:)A Spoonful Of Sugarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15518596278782483677noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3293493646747440510.post-29359864562794710102009-10-14T05:33:00.583+11:002009-10-14T05:33:00.583+11:00Try this one, carrying a small child at midnight u...Try this one, carrying a small child at midnight up the porch stairs, trip on the blankie, drop child (who by the way still won't let me forget it), break a finger along with dislocating the one next to it. Ugh....they can be dangerous. :o)Juliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15956818436541141380noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3293493646747440510.post-21622191440315386942009-10-13T21:39:59.484+11:002009-10-13T21:39:59.484+11:00Awww. Little ones are really dangerous indeed. I h...Awww. Little ones are really dangerous indeed. I hope they gave you a little kiss though, that seems to help with them too!Karin van Damhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05265648838034821590noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3293493646747440510.post-13511809246412005072009-10-13T16:27:14.027+11:002009-10-13T16:27:14.027+11:00Ouch. Tell those children to stop messing with yo...Ouch. Tell those children to stop messing with you.Cathy {tinniegirl}https://www.blogger.com/profile/08186441308733450681noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3293493646747440510.post-88687786250503637682009-10-13T16:10:27.313+11:002009-10-13T16:10:27.313+11:00yikes - and dont get me started on all the nasty l...yikes - and dont get me started on all the nasty little bugs they insist on sharing with us! Yes I have one right now.Ellieboohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16853552593617129693noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3293493646747440510.post-70321837596381787032009-10-13T12:25:10.458+11:002009-10-13T12:25:10.458+11:00You should try and apply for workers compensation ...You should try and apply for workers compensation ;)One Flew Overhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12559822709683244056noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3293493646747440510.post-71113542278135625652009-10-13T11:34:11.623+11:002009-10-13T11:34:11.623+11:00You are in the wars! My Caleb often hurts me accid...You are in the wars! My Caleb often hurts me accidently, most recently jumping full force into my chin. Eye watering. I hope you get some of those healing kisses and cuddles from your Argy and Bargy.Bekhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11448558110204803935noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3293493646747440510.post-39517595216294007062009-10-13T09:44:26.815+11:002009-10-13T09:44:26.815+11:00Update: this morning someone shut the lid while I ...Update: this morning <i>someone</i> shut the lid while I looking in the toy box. I now also have a bump on the back of the head.Lieslhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09392520536946879645noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3293493646747440510.post-34263189841104443172009-10-13T09:35:11.796+11:002009-10-13T09:35:11.796+11:00Children are very dangerous to your health. I can&...Children are very dangerous to your health. I can't tell you the number of times my toddler tried to make sure she was an only child by whacking my husband in the delicate bits...Virginia Ghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18211432405256644102noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3293493646747440510.post-54848318536814138602009-10-13T07:54:30.256+11:002009-10-13T07:54:30.256+11:00Ouch! Are you insured by Mumcover?Ouch! Are you insured by Mumcover?CurlyPopshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02073292585833387749noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3293493646747440510.post-69601236232014086902009-10-13T05:45:35.821+11:002009-10-13T05:45:35.821+11:00Crikey! That's some serious injuries you'v...Crikey! That's some serious injuries you've sported there. I would have thought I would have something similar with 3 rambunctious boys...but the worst pain they've given me is probably a stuffed up back from hips which constantly go out. May have been from carrying two 11+ lbs babies? Most of the strain that comes from rearing my children is mental. Wish I could get a pink pony bandaid for that. ;)Skebbahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06990106756317497909noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3293493646747440510.post-18658459771385463062009-10-13T04:35:34.786+11:002009-10-13T04:35:34.786+11:00hence why I'm not having kids, I would end up ...hence why I'm not having kids, I would end up dead :p<br /><br />love the pony bandaid :D really hope that heals fast, sounds really really painfulJennifer Rosehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06528908250338974537noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3293493646747440510.post-82527561195426749182009-10-12T23:54:52.372+11:002009-10-12T23:54:52.372+11:00Ouchie! The worse parental injury here has been a ...Ouchie! The worse parental injury here has been a corneal ulcer (and not my cornea thankfully) though the kidlets also have an unerring sense of accuracy when it comes to hurting daddy in his "more sensitive area". Maybe next time you should try a Dorothy bandaid. That would definately make you feel better-or so I'm told by someone young in this household.Tashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02216773844356794636noreply@blogger.com