October 11, 2011

The visitor



Don't mind me.
No please, I insist.
I know I look quite big*.
And close.
But just carry on.
As if I weren't here.
I'll ... uh ... be sitting quietly.
Minding my own business.
Yup, yup, yup.

Hey ... is that a sandwich you're eating?


* 52 centimetres


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14 comments:

  1. ClairOctober 11, 2011 at 1:45 PM

    Sandwich! That guy looks like he'd eat a three course meal.....and come back for seconds.

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  2. BeckyOctober 11, 2011 at 1:58 PM

    52cm! Yikes. Just give him lunch now and save yourself.

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  3. needle and nestOctober 11, 2011 at 3:21 PM

    Step 1: Back. Away. From. The. Sandwich.
    Step 2: Watch giant bird devour said sandwich.
    Step 3: Take off running if he still looks hungry!

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  4. Cathy {tinniegirl}October 11, 2011 at 3:46 PM

    What a delightful visitor. I would have liked to get out the good afternoon tea set.

    This post today seems serendipitous http://allididwaslisten.blogspot.com/2011/10/crows.html

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  5. A Peppermint PenguinOctober 11, 2011 at 6:02 PM

    Watch the birdie!

    Um....did he eat 10?

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  6. SarahOctober 11, 2011 at 7:50 PM

    very.scary

    as.scary.as.kokkaburras that ate my husbands steak from his plate!

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    Am trying to come up with suitably spooky lines from Poe's The Raven but I can't without cheating on Google so you will just have to imagine something suitably spooky.

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  8. EvelyneOctober 12, 2011 at 7:46 AM

    Image - taking measurements of bust, belly and head to tail on that bird - 52 centimetres!!!!

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  9. AikoVenusDecember 5, 2011 at 5:42 AM

    Haha, I love birds but yeesh - when you have something they want, just give it to them and run away.

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